Friday, July 30, 2010

The Madden Collection

Hey Everyone! Today I'm going to talk about my brother Genin and his Madden games. A few years back, Genin played his first football game, NFL Blitz 2002. After a few years later, he had almost the whole collection. He started out by buying Madden 2004 for gamecube, and made his way up to Madden 2007. Every trip we go to Gamestop, it's the first thing he picks up. Madden 05, Madden 06, Madden 07, IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS! And he locks our bedroom door so he gets peace and quiet playing a half decade of Madden. And it's not just gamecube madden, playstation 2, super nintendo, wii....


He Sure Loves His madden.... I don't really even play sports games like him... I play more simulation games.... and he's always playing on this "superstar" mode, or "franchise" mode.... the thing that doesn't make any sense is, he won't buy an awsome $2 game at gamestop, but he'll throw down $10 on a 5 year old madden game....

And It's not just Genin, EVERYONE is addicted to Madden NFL Games for ANY system! What makes them so much fun? Better graphics? New Game Modes? Players? I don't get it at all...

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Smart...

Hey guys. Let's talk about cars... SMART CARS! These things are.... so small.... and so weak..... but hey, they go 75 miles per gallon. How? Different from normal cars, the smart car has a triangular gas tank, differing from normal cars with a circular one or square. Although these cars are smart.... they aren't very strong...








If there was a show on speed about smart cars, it would be #1... seriously! Let's say there are two big rigs, and a smart car is in between them. The back rig speeds up, hits the smart car, and it hits the other rig. Whats gonna happen? Hmm... let me think...






I feel sorry for the dude in that car... well, it looks like the ambulance was just in time. If smart cars looked, oh I don't know.... COOLER, more people would drive them... I bet Elmo could pick one of those up! Well, I guess making fun of the smart car isn't going to improve it's looks, weight, and size... well whatever.... I don't have much more to say except........ I still hate sillybandz...

Target Hates the Summertime

Summertime.... A time for warm nights, ice pops, and swimming.... but apparently, TARGET HATES THE SUMMERTIME!!! My recent trip to Target in Washington PROVES that they hate the summer! Target may be a nifty little store, with cheap video games, the BEST candy aisle, and a nice snack station.... But I have NEVER seen a retail store with this much nerve!

For crying out loud people! It's summertime! Let us relax and not have to worry about the 180 days of living torture coming our way.

Another niblet of info.... just a niblet. Whatever factory makes those girly folder and binders needs to be SHUT DOWN. I'm tired of looking at them. Seriously. I can't sleep at night with the fact that these stupid folders might eat me alive! I hate them.

So I guess I've made my point in saying that Target hates the summertime. And I feel that in the middle of July, stores wouldn't be bumming us out with all these school sales. FOLDERS: $.75 ERASERS: $.10.... It's weird, and I just want to enjoy my summer!

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