Curse the Crossbar

UGH! Every time you try to kick a soccer ball, whether it would be in a video game or real life, you ALWAYS hit the crossbar! I kick a ball, crossbar. I kick an apple, crossbar. I kick my brother.... well he hits the crossbar, but that isn't very pretty... I'll be at a soccer game and I fly by the other team... I'm sprinting, sweating, and right when I take the shot... guess whaaaaat? C-R-O-S-S-B-A-R.... what does that spell?

I HATE this stupid thing! But without it.... soccer wouldn't be the same... it would be BARLESS........ bye!