SILLYBANDS!!!

What the heck is with all these stupid sillybands! Everywhere I go, "We have Sillybands!", "Sillybands here!", "We Got 'em!". My brother, my sister, "Wanna trade a duck for a princess tiara?" and "This girl on our bus traded me a hedgehog for a trap set!" I'M TIRED OF IT! Who manufactures these?! Soon It'll be in the English dictionary! Oh, and there not just called Sillybands! There's some called Animal Bracelets, Funnybands, Groovybands! WHAT THE HECK! And not just brands, but COLORS! There's Grey, Black, Red, Maroon, Peach, Orange, Yellow, Gold, Lime, Green, Baby Blue, Blue, Purple, Pink, Violet, and this one color I like to call... Spaghetti!!! Everyone walks around, looking posessed, with sillybands up their arms...

eeeeeeeew! You know... If you tilt your head and close both eyes.... it looks kind of nice..... until you open them back up again..... :( I hate sillybands... that's why you will never catch me DEAD wearing Sillybands. And they cost a fortune. Retail: $5.00 a bag (of 24) at Walmart. My sister earns her money from chores, birthdays, smaller things around the house, just to buy 2 packs of these stupid bracelets! What is it that makes these things so addictive. Some say, that one day, zombies will take over. And it isn't going to be from Green Flu! Take a quick guess!!! SILLYBANDS! Its gonna take over the human body, starting at the arms, and up! Think about it, a Sillyband Smoker..... eeeeek! So if you see Sillybands at Walmart in 24 packs, or at Country Fresh Market in a 75 cents machine.... think about it...